everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Terrible idea I love it
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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