no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
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