Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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