New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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