He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I party with great urgency now.
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