And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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