i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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