i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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