Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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