the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
