So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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