Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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