He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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