I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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