you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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