You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Randomize
