i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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