Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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