Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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