I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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