Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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