Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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