oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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