too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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