normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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