I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
We just shotgunned beers for America
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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