weddingsv make me drug and hornr
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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