there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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