i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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