i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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