i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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