I don't think brook has ever known best
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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