everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Randomize
