Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize
