Porn is love you can see.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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