There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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