I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
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