I am puke
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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