That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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