i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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