She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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