its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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