he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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