Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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