hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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