Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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