Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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