he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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