I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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