if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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